danimansutti: really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”
ghosteh13: voice-of-tartarus: demeaniac: what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies? Woah woah wait you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most” that would explain...
A horrific, tragic terrorist attack happened today...
imjohnlocked: “they cut my shower scene” “i cry in the shower so no one will see my tears” “john wears a moustache now” “they’re taking the hobbit to isengard”
Friend: go ask
Me: no you go ask
Friend: no you
Me: fine can i have ketchup
partybarackisinthehousetonight: show a man tumblr and he will laugh for a second. teach a man to use tumblr and watch him spiral into insanity
david-tennants-little-fangirl: neverthehurricane: sherlockchins: sunshien: my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance hahaha i just read gay porn #unpublished stories from independent writers...
The Sherlock Fandom isn't gonna kill Yahoo
thecaseoftheabsentwriter: We’re gonna talk to Yahoo, and Yahoo’s gonna kill itself.
goldshirts-tightpants: little-goose: Excuse me but Into Darkness has been out for a week, why are there no posts talking about the fact that Cucumberpatch makes the face that suggests he’s going to steal christmas I mean really I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR A WEEK TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT STUPID FACE REMINDED ME OF AND THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT. THE FUCKING GRINCH.
masasexual: marciewantsthev: masasexual: Imagine that you’re awkwardly sitting there at a formal dance when suddenly you see a hand extended towards you. ”May I have this dance?” they ask. You look up, and find that it’s your favorite character. Imagine that favorite character then fucking you so hard that night that you don’t think you’ll be able to stand the next morning.
creeeee: imawanchor: remember when the first time the audience saw bella swan she was just randomly clutching a cactus remember vampires suck?
destiel-padalecki: broadway-phan: fact-and-fricti0n: The fact that some people would much rather commit suicide than go to school leads me to believe that something isn’t right This deserves more notes. yes oh my god please
why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people like youre limiting your chance to find your soulmate for example: me
vagisodium: vagisodium: i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0
there-are-some-who-call-me-tim: sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together I dunno, *chews cereal* it’s one more thing to remember, without which I am starving for a good portion (pardon the (unintentional) pun) of the day.
sodamnrelatable: when you hear everyone flipping the test page over but you’re still on question 2
earthnation: people who have the same name as me are competition
pingustolemysanity: imagine-your-fav-character: Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week
damespock: ussawesome: i am expressing multiple attitudes simultaneously sir to which are you referring